Australian word competition

The following were results for an Oz-words Competition where Entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by only one letter, and supply a new and witty definition.

  • Billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole.
  • Bludgie: a partner who doesn’t work but is kept as a pet.
  • Dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact.
  • Fair drinkum: good quality Aussie wine.
  • Flatypus: a cat that has been run over by a vehicle.
  • Mateshit: all your flat mate’s belongings lying strewn around the floor.
  • Shagman: an unemployed male roaming the Australian bush in search of sexual activity.
  • Yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans.
  • Bushwanker: a pretentious drongo who reckons he’s above average when it comes to handling himself in the scrub.
  • Crackie daks: ‘hipster’ tracksuit pants.
  • Shornbag: a particularly attractive naked sheep.

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